Merry ChriSSSSssssstmas!
Torches?
My Friend asked me today how you make Torches in Minecraft…Sometimes I think he has th I.Q of a pig…
DAMN CREEPERS!
I just started out on a new world yesterday and I was trying to find some wool from a sheep, here is the catch, it was at night. Though I was still at my door step, being stormed by zombies, skeletons and spiders. I walked outside again to check if it was safe, and a creeper ran down the hill behind my house at me. I shut the door, but not before the creeper exploded and destroyed the door. This happened 3 more times while I was rebuilding my house…I am beginning to think Notch is playing us, and possibly adding faster and closer spawn rates to Minecraft. Just a theory.
I Think I Just Read The Most Bittersweat Thing, In ALL Of Minecraft History…
I shit you not, Notch just said these EXACT words in a tumblr post, “I feel so relieved to finally have a finished version of Minecraft to release to the world on Friday”. I feel so happy, yet so unhappy. I mean, 1.9 is coming out on Friday which is happy, but also, the Era of Minecraft is ending (well maybe not ending but finishing development). But there are still many more things to build, houses, boats, castles, mines, giant Notch’s, an 80x big sculpter of a diamond block (<———— I wish to see this), and Many other things that may not even be able to be described in the english language. But I still can’t wait for 1.9!
Zing.
I visited my doctor last week, and he told me I had to stop masturbating. I asked him why, surely it’s not dangerous. He said it was distracting him.
Me:HOLD ON, NOTCH MASTURBATES?!
